‘American Horror Story: Hotel’ title sequence is a germaphobe’s nightmare

Good Lord, this is the weirdest one yet.

Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk’s “American Horror Story� series is on its fifth season, and with each new season comes a different set of characters, elaborate sets, horrific and often sexually threatening monsters and (of course) a new title sequence.

And “American Horror Story: Hotel’s� contribution to the rattling introduction may be the oddest of them all.

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The new opener has the same maddening noises that constitute some sort of “American Horror Story� theme song ripping over another collection of maids and tenants lounging in a dirty hotel on top of an even dirtier mattress.

Watch as a golum-faced creature rubs its sexy legs over a bloodstained couch, bloodstained carpet, bloodstained walls and even bloodstained sheets. Germs, germs everywhere, and in between it all, flashes of the Ten Commandments in neon lights across a bloodstained wall.

In other “American Horror Story� revelations, let’s talk about this behind-the-scenes look at the actual show, with actual footage from the secretive series, including first looks at a lot of the characters in wardrobe, specifically the fantastic Denis O’Hare who is playing a character named Liz Taylor, but not the actual actress Taylor.

“I’m playing a person who is inspired by the awesomeness of ‘Butterfield Eight’ and ‘Cleopatra,’ and eye makeup like that,� O’Hare told the press at the TCAs. “I shaved my head for the part, and other body parts. I work in the hotel. I work with Kathy. And I work in the bar, which is fantastic, it’s called Blue Parrot Lounge.�

But more importantly, what in the all-that’s-holy is going on with O’Hare’s hand in that behind-the-scenes footage. It looks gigantic, and possibly morphing into some sort of claw? Is Liz Taylor also a monster? Well what we do know is that her makeup is spot “Cleopatra� on.

The whole list of characters (that we know of) was also made known at the TCAs, including “New Girl’s� Max Greenfield, who is playing a seriously down-and-out looking junkie, and Lily Rabe, who will be returning to the new series portraying real-life killer Aileen Wuornos.

The official premiere, which will most likely only spark more questions rather than answers, is Wednesday.

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