Film Review: Underwhelming âMoonwalkersâ has its funny moments
About a month ago, an interview with Stanley Kubrick â in which the great director explains how he collaborated with NASA to fake the first moon landing â went relatively viral on YouTube. It is not from the new comedy âMoonwalkersâ (though the timing of its release seems suspicious).
The interview was, of course, phony, with an actor who looks no more like Kubrick than I do (which is: a little).
The legend of the faked moon landing started not long after the actual event. A substantial number of Americans didnât believe such a feat was possible, which made conspiracy theories inevitable. (The concept helped inspire Peter Hyamsâ 1977 film âCapricorn One.â)
At some point in the ensuing decades, rumors of Kubrickâs involvement started to spread. It made a certain skewed sense. After all, Kubrick had shot â2001: A Space Odysseyâ not long before the Apollo mission and had upped the level of special effects way beyond the science fiction epics and/or B-movies that preceded it.
If you were the government, wouldnât he be the logical one to approach?
The idea that Kubrick would have done such a thing is another issue. Thirtysome years of reclusiveness have since made him a mythical figure. (I say it was Thomas Pynchon who faked the footage. Go on: prove me wrong.)
In the â90s, a con man named Alan Conway went around London, scamming meals, favors, and money by impersonating Kubrick. The directorâs combination of fame and secrecy made him a perfect target for preelectronic identity theft. (John Malkovich played Conway in âColor Me Kubrick,â a 2005 movie about the con.)
In âMoonwalkers,â director Antoine Bardou-Jacquet and screenwriter Dean Craig make no claims of Kubrick involvement. They posit that NASA sends a formidable (i.e., scary) CIA operative named Kidman (Ron Perlman) to London to hire Kubrick. Through a series of mishaps, he ends up handing all the production money over to Jonny (Rupert Grint), an inept aspiring band manager.
The two are exact opposites, but, when Kidman catches up with the fleeing schnook, the latter convinces him that they can easily fake things...that is, fake Kubrickâs footage of the fake landing.
The team Jonny assembles isnât impressive: Jonny hires a German experimental director (Tom Audenaert) and a bunch of constantly tripping... mods?... rockers?... whatever. They construct a psychedelic moon set and outfit extras in alien costumes (left over from an adaptation of âHamlet,â we are told).
There are a bunch more standard farce elements in the mix: Jonnyâs lead singer thinks they are staging his rock opera; a gang of East End thugs are after Kidmanâs suitcase of money; a score of armed CIA goons are sent as enforcers to make sure that the film gets finished and that nobody survives to squeal.
âMoonwalkersâ tries to recreate the look of Swinginâ â60s London and has moments of homage to âDr. Strangelove,â âBonnie and Clyde,â and âPerformance.â Many plot elements are comic versions of elements from the last of these.
Despite some funny moments, the movie is underpowered. Itâs mostly mild and affable, though the filmmakers spoil the mood with a few gratuitously gory effects that feel as though they were left over from a different project.
The filmâs major plus is Perlman, who plays the crazed, violent, tortured CIA op with a level of intensity that is the movieâs funniest touch.
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ANDY KLEIN is the film critic for Marquee. He can also be heard on âFilmWeekâ on KPCC-FM (89.3).