Ashton Kutcher, Mila Kunis reveal baby’s name, are coy about picture

Ashton Kutcher revealed the name of his and Mila Kunis’ days-old baby girl on his website Thursday, and he even included a picture of the newborn.

Kind of. Maybe.

“Mila and I would like to welcome Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher to the world,� he said. “ May your life be filled with wonder, love, laughter, health, happiness, curiosity, and privacy.�

Emphasis on that last word?

On Facebook, he was a bit sassier: “Here’s your baby photo. Well, one of them is. Now can the helicopter please stop hovering over our house, there is a baby sleeping inside! And she’s super cute.�

The alleged baby photo is supposed to be one of eight snapshots of newborns posted on the “Two and a Half Men� star’s website. Two of them, which appear to feature a baby llama and a puppy, are most likely not the child -- at least to our untrained eyes. As for the rest of the little ladies, well, it’s a toss-up. But it’s still fun to look.

“Can you guess which one is ours,� the new father asked, “or does it really matter?

“All babies are cute.�

Well, maybe they are, Mr. Kutcher -- except perhaps for No. 14 on this list. No. 10’s a little rough too. But TMZ thinks it has figured out the human-baby puzzle.

Wyatt was born with little fanfare Tuesday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. The former “That ‘70s Show� costars got engaged in January -- though the world didn’t find out until the next month -- after dating since April 2012.

Word that they were expecting a child together went public this past March.

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