Colbert goes live after DNC to poke fun of Biden, ‘America’s favorite wacky uncle’

The second night of the Democratic National Convention staged the official nomination of Joe Biden — or, as Stephen Colbert likes to call him, “America’s favorite wacky uncle.�

“The Late Show� is going live this week to cover the four-part political event kicking off Biden and running mate Sen. Kamala Harris’ bid for the White House. And Colbert’s Tuesday recap touched on everything from Biden and Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to Bill Clinton and the virtual roll call featuring feeds from 57 states and territories.

“That might seem like too many states,� Colbert said during his monologue. “But keep in mind, this year America officially includes the states of despair and depression.�

Highlighting a few regions in particular, the comedian poked fun at Indiana representative Pete Buttigieg (“seen here in front of where they do surgery on the ‘Westworld’ pleasure bots�), the “Village People� of Nevada and, “most exciting of all,� Rhode Island’s scene-stealing calamari spread:

“‘Oh, my God, I chose the wrong party,’� Colbert whined, imitating President Trump. “‘Why didn’t you guys tell me the Democrats had unlimited sampler platters?’ ... I thought ‘calamari comeback’ was something that happens after you eat fried squid that’s been sitting out in the sun too long.�

Among Tuesday’s speakers were former President Clinton and Rep. Ocasio-Cortez, the latter of whom was allotted about a minute to second the nomination of Sen. Bernie Sanders — a routine roll-call formality honoring the Vermont senator’s work as a human rights advocate.

“The up-and-coming superstar of the Democratic party was only given one minute,� Colbert said before playing award show-style music over Ocasio-Cortez’s brief remarks. “She didn’t even have a chance to thank her agents and her publicist.�

Colbert also sampled Clinton’s speech, which compared Trump’s “command center� to a “storm center� and roasted the president for “zapping people on social media.�

“That’s a good point, but I don’t think Bill Clinton gets to lecture anyone on what should happen in the Oval Office,� Colbert joked. “I think he’s inventing new slang. ‘He zaps people on social media. Then he Zooms ‘em on the TikTok. Did I do it? Did I meme?’�

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And, of course, Colbert dedicated some material to the man of the hour, Biden, who admitted he proposed to his wife, Jill Biden, multiple times before she eventually said, “OK.�

“Much like Democratic voters,� the host quipped. “Joe ran for president three times, and they finally went, ‘OK.’�

“The Late Show� will go live again on Wednesday to recap the third night of the DNC, featuring former President Barack Obama, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and Sen. Harris.