Sports Mascot

Have you ever fantasized about becoming a professional athlete but don’t want to suffer through the hits and the bruises? Don’t give up.

You can still take the court in front of a cheering crowd -- as long as you’re willing to play a little dress up.

If you want to become the real MVP on the court, then consider this gig: a sports mascot. You get to rush the field without inciting security, mock the opposing team and revel in unconditional adoration from thousands of fans. It’s an enviable position for any average Joe who wants to make it to the big leagues -- and get paid for it, too.

Professional mascots make about $25,000 a year, and the best in the field can bring home a six-figure salary. The Denver Nuggets’ mascot, Rocky, is a top money-maker, so hit him up if you’re wondering how to “make bank� while dressed as a mountain lion. Entertaining fans may seem like a breeze compared to making tackles and taking hits, but mascots must put in all-star performances to make their team’s starting lineup.

Mascots have to know how to be goofy and willingly make fools of themselves in front of huge crowds. If you’re shy, don’t worry too much -- no one will be able to identify you in that furry red getup.

On the serious side, mascots need to be athletic, able to follow a script and skilled at choreographing routines. They play a key role in their team’s marketing strategy, as a go-to player for public appearances and community outreach.

No formal training is needed to become a sports mascot, but teams are going to look for certain skills at your audition.

Mascots should have acrobatic, cheerleader or mascot training (yes, there is such a program). The Pro Mascot School in San Antonio teaches the ins and outs of the profession. It might be worth the $250 to boost your resume for the job of your dreams -- dancing around a basketball court dressed as a leprechaun.

But there’s one requirement that can’t be taught: passion for the team. Any wannabe mascot that’s trying to fake team spirit in front of a die-hard fan won’t even make it off the bench.