TWO-MINUTE DRILL

Denver 24, at Atlanta 20: The Falcons honored the 1998 Super Bowl team at halftime. The quarterback of that team?

at Miami 17, Oakland 15: After the game, Jack Kevorkian calls, wanting to put his name in the running to become Raiders’ next coach.

at N.Y. Giants 30, Baltimore 10: Listen closely during Ravens games: you can hear the ghostly voice of Brian Billick, criticizing Kyle Boller.

at Tampa Bay 19, Minnesota 13: Three 5-5 teams are atop the NFC North. It’s like picking a ‘C’ student as valedictorian.

Tennessee 24, at Jacksonville 14: You heard it here first: The Titans won’t go undefeated and they won’t advance to the AFC title game.

at Carolina 31, Detroit 22: Lions Coach Rod Marinelli: “Am I discouraged? No way.” So he even sees empty glasses as being half full.

at Green Bay 37, Chicago 3: Mike Ditka calls after game, asks Bears not to tell anyone that he ever coached team.

Philadelphia 13, at Cincinnati 13: A tie? Really? And this from a sport whose fans make fun of soccer.

New Orleans 30, at Kansas City 20: The Chiefs and the Rams are putting the Misery back in Missouri.

at Indianapolis 33, Houston 27: Are the Colts really turning it around, or is it an old team that got its second wind for one game only?

Arizona 26, at Seattle 20: Warner to Leinart: “I’m sorry, I can’t see your Heisman. The glare from my MVP trophies blinded me.”

at San Francisco 35, St. Louis 16: If you take the best players from Rams and the best players from Chiefs, you’d still have a bad team.

at Pittsburgh 11, San Diego 10: NFL says this was the first 11-10 final in league history. Nice to see Ross Porter found a job somewhere.

Dallas 14, at Wash. 10: After game, a confused Jessica Simpson says, “Wait, I thought I was dating Sonny Bono. Who’s Tony Romo?”