Heisman Isn’t Worth a Quarter in the Draft

I am 13 and I have decided that when I grow up, I want to be a general manager for an NFL team. It can’t be very hard considering how stupid some of them are. I mean, the St. Louis Rams drafted a quarterback from Harvard, Baltimore drafted a quarterback from Oregon State and Kansas City drafted a quarterback from Tulsa.

Now, why would you pick one of these guys instead of Jason White, a Heisman Trophy winner? Could it be because White has had surgery on both knees? Are they afraid that he will get hurt? Well, he didn’t get hurt when he won the Heisman or when he led the Sooners to the national championship games. Why would he get hurt in the pros?

Mitch Collier

Los Angeles