Post No Bill: “According to a poll...

Post No Bill: “According to a poll from the Pew Research Center, 47% of the American public doesn’t know that the Democratic presidential candidate Bill Bradley is a former National Basketball Assn. all-star. Ironically, it’s the same percentage of people who don’t know he’s a candidate for president.” (Ira Lawson)

Don’t Hold Your Breath: Whitney Houston was reportedly caught with 15.2 grams of marijuana at an airport security checkpoint in Hawaii last week. “So I guess her movie should have been titled ‘Waiting to Inhale.’ ” (Mark Wheeler)

Ice Cubism: “In New York City [this week] it was so cold, they could not get the elephant dung to stick to the art.” (Bill Maher)

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Chris Pina’s Essential Daily List

Places You’ll Never Find Steve Forbes

* The Oval Office.

* Coin-operated carwash.

* Bankruptcy court.

* Contestant on “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire”

* Cover of People magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive” issue.

* In a Geo Metro.

* At a garage sale.

* Hitchhiking to Berkeley.

* At work.

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