Two-Minute Drill

MIAMI 27, at NEW ENGLAND 24

Officials apparently waited for Florida Supreme Court to review final play before going into locker rooms to tell Dolphins and Patriots game wasn’t over.

at BALTIMORE 34, NEW YORK JETS 20

Ravens set NFL record for fewest points allowed--imagine how much lower that total would have been if they faced Trent Dilfer twice.

ST. LOUIS 26, at NEW ORLEANS 21

So the Rams manage to make it into the playoffs after all. Georgia says she’s ready for her profile, Mr. Tagliabue.

CHICAGO 23, at DETROIT 20

“This just ruins the holidays,” said Coach Gary Moeller after Lions missed the playoffs. Same could have been said if Lions had made the playoffs.

at INDIANAPOLIS 31, MINNESOTA 10

Colts will find out again when a playoff swoon hits you in the eye like a big pizza pie, that’s Jim Mora.

at GREEN BAY 17, TAMPA BAY 14 (OT)

Buccaneers stranded on the playoff road when their Automatica can’t kick into gear on the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field.

at OAKLAND 52, CAROLINA 9

With the Raiders getting a first-round bye, Al Davis can put off his big decision: white jumpsuit or black one.

at PHILADELPHIA 16, CINCINNATI 7

A year ago, the Eagles were in as good as shape as the playing surface at Veterans Stadium. Now they both look turf-rific for home playoff game.

PITTSBURGH 34, at SAN DIEGO 21

Steelers have a bubbly outlook toward next season, but would have preferred to pop the Kordell for a playoff game next weekend.

at ATLANTA 29, KANSAS CITY 13

This victory was a Falcon Crest to a disappointing season, but Jamal Anderson was still whining about his offensive line.

at WASHINGTON 20, ARIZONA 3

Next season, Daniel Snyder will have to pay $10 a pop to get people to watch Redskin practices.

Saturday: at NEW YORK GIANTS 28, JACKSONVILLE 25;

at DENVER 38, SAN FRANCISCO 9; BUFFALO 42, at SEATTLE 23

Fassel-fueled guarantee is one Giant step for football-kind; Broncos stand tall in final Mile-High salute; and Ralph Wilson shouldn’t foot that Flutie severance Bill.