SPORTS WEEKEND : CHRIS DUFRESNE’S TOP 25

1. Florida State (1-0) The name again of this ACC team that thinks it can beat us?

2. Penn State (2-0) Celebrates “A” grade in ethics in Sporting News survey with raucous booster party.

3. Florida (1-0) Whistling “Rocky Top,” Spurrier issues orders not to look past Central Florida.

4. Tennessee (1-0) Fulmer calls in ex-Navy SEAL to talk about ways to attack “the Swamp.”

5. Nebraska (1-0) School sends fleet of limos to pick up incoming Pac-10 opponent, Cal.

6. Michigan (1-0) Lloyd Carr can’t decide on paper or plastic at supermarket.

7. Miami (2-0) Walter Payton’s son’s debut just OK; nickname for now is “Tartness.”

8. Texas A&M; (1-0) Only eight more shopping days until Tulsa comes to town.

9. Ohio State (0-1) Survey reveals Buckeye fans are 51.3% behind John Cooper all the way.

10. Wisconsin (1-0) Letterman compiling “Top Ten Reasons Badgers will trounce Ball State.”

11. Georgia Tech (1-0) Counselor hired to coax players off team bus in Tallahassee.

12. Virginia Tech (1-0) Team signs get-well card to QB Vick: Get back Quick!

13. Georgia (1-0) Donnan says this is best darn Lou Holtz squad he has seen in years.

14. Notre Dame (1-1) Larry King calls new Irish playbook “Sensational, a real page turner.”

15. Arizona (1-1) Second-half comeback against TCU probably prevented Pac-10 merger with WAC.

16. Arizona State (1-0) Redmond’s touchdown run against Texas Tech was a Heisman voter clip-and-save.

17. USC (1-0) Trojans leave islands with high hopes and too many macadamia nuts.

18. Purdue (1-0) Brees started warming up his arm for Notre Dame on Tuesday.

19. UCLA (1-0) Depleted roster allows Bruins to take team mini-van from hotel to Ohio Stadium.

20. North Carolina State (2-0) Putting out extra silverware for weekend visitors William & Mary.

21. Marshall (1-0) Falwell’s Liberty U. doesn’t have a prayer against Thundering Herd.

22. Arkansas (1-0) Win over SMU makes school pine for slimy old Southwest Conference days.

23. Colorado State (1-0) Say, that win over Colorado was a riot.

24. Miami of Ohio (1-0) Win at West Virginia might impress even Miami of Florida.

25. Kansas State (0-0) Joy(less) Luck Club hopes to end modest two-game losing streak this weekend.