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A roundup of recommended Web sites

* Capitalist Bull: Why day traders have no social life and stock brokers are nervous. Raging Bull (https://www .ragingbull.com).

* Don’t Go There: Planning a trip? Click on a map and find out why you shouldn’t drink the (https://www.cdc.gov/travel/travelmap.html).

* Drive Time: Caltrans’ traffic info site (https://traffic.maxwell.com/la) includes freeway speeds, accidents and where a couch most recently fell off a truck.

* Feel Smart: Links to the best and worst writing on the Web. Kill an afternoon and have something to say that night. Arts & Letters Daily (https:// cybereditions.com/aldaily).

* Ixnay on the Artsmay: OK, forget good writing. Read an article in Elmer Fudd-speak. Or pig Latin. The Dialectizer (https://rinkworks.com/dialect) translates any Web page into your choice of stupid talk.

* Dude. Dude! When your endless summer falls between lunch and quitting time, try SurfTV (https://www.surftv.com) to catch the wave action and cool soundtracks in a series of mini-movies.

* Jagged Little Site: Now everyone can express the rage and pain that comes with being a Canadian ex-bubble-gum-popster. The Alanis Morissette Lyric Generator (https://www .brunching.com/toys/toy-alanislyrics.html) will give you a custom ode to an evil ex.

* Haiti Hi: Need a good curse--and, really, who doesn’t--but can do without the live chickens? Very Virtual Voodoo (https://www. t0.or.at/vvv/vvv.htm) allows you to cast curses or *

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