Pint-Sized Punch Lines

* Why do bears eat honey? Because eating bees makes them sick. (Eric Henderson, 6, Anaheim Hills, Anaheim Hills Elementary)

* What kind of license does a pharmacist have? A license to pill. (Chinar Gandhi, 11, Cerritos, Whittmann Elementary)

* What do you call it when two cows kiss? Smooooching. (Sam Freiberger, 6, Sherman Oaks, Adat Ari El Day School)

* What do you call a little boy who loves to play with phones? A phony. (Samantha Hertz, 6, Woodland Hills, Woodlake Avenue Elementary)

* What kind of test tells if a mouse is dead or not? A cat scan. (Freddy Lai, 12, Duarte, Duarte High School)

* Why is it hard to fool a snake? You can’t pull its leg. (Allison Kate Inouye, 10, Northridge, Balboa Boulevard Magnet School)

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