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* Where does King Arthur park his camels? In a camel lot. (Seth Roberts-Kinzie, 10, La Verne, Oak Knoll Home School)
* Why does Dracula drink blood? Because root beer makes him burp. (Morgan Acaldo, 10, Burbank, Theodore Roosevelt School)
* What kind of fish lives in space? A starfish. (Valerie Shaw, 6, Ontario, Berlyn Elementary)
* What is a bee’s favorite flower? Honeysuckle. (Catherine Placencia, 5, Ridgecrest, Gateway Elementary)
* Why did the lady go outdoors with her purse open? She expected some change in the weather. (Sabrina Yessayan, 9, Valencia, Valencia Valley Elementary)
* What athletic team helps you to pack your luggage? The Green Bay Packers. (Camile Saltzman, 4, Los Angeles, Beth Avenue Elementary)
* KIDS, GOT A JOKE? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Print (or type) your full name, age, hometown and school. Please note that we try to avoid jokes we’ve published before. And please be patient.
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