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Which is better, a tall building or a short building? A short one, because the tall one scrapes the sky. (Stefanie Martin, 13, Mission Viejo, Newhart Intermediate School)
* What is a pirate’s favorite letter? Rrrrr. (Alysa Sanchez, 5, Anaheim, Danbrook Elementary)
* What do a tree and a dog have in common? They both have a bark. (Kevin Coelho, 10, Artesia, John F. Kennedy Elementary)
* Who is the only monster who went to heaven? God-zilla. (Michelle Alger-Mintie, 8, Claremont, Mary B. Eyre Children’s School)
* What kind of suits do kings wear? Hearts, spades, diamonds and clubs. (Ryan Dunn, 7, Tokyo, International School)
* How do you make gold soup? Put in 14 carrots. (Jami M. Epstein, 8, Los Angeles, Open Charter School)
* KIDS, GOT A JOKE? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Print (or type) your full name, age, hometown and school. Please note that we try to avoid jokes we’ve published before. And please be patient.
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