Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* What do you get if you cross a vampire and a dwarf? Teeth marks in your knees. (Daniel Borge, 10, Los Angeles, Kenter Canyon)
* What is as big as a hippo but does not weigh a pound? A hippo’s shadow. (Debby Molayem, 9, Beverly Hills, Harkham Hillel Hebrew Academy)
* What is the best way to talk to a shark? Long distance. (Walter Hernandez, 9, Los Angeles, Cahuenga School)
* What do you call a bee that can’t make up his mind? A maybee. (Melody Li, 13, Rowland Heights, Alvarado Middle School)
* How do foot doctors bring in patients? With a toe truck. (Scotty Hauser, 9, Tarzana, LA Home Studies)
* Which side of the hen has the most feathers? The outside. (Nicole Chow, 10, Rancho Palos Verdes, Vista Grande Elementary)
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