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Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the Shell station. (Amanda Ball, 11, Palos Verdes, Palos Verdes Intermediate School)
* Why did the engineer dream about her train? She had a one-track mind. (Brittany Dorn, 7, Orange, Salem Lutheran School)
* What does the lemon need when it gets hurt? Lemon-aid. (Denise A. Riak, 7, Rossmore, Lee Elementary)
* Where do socks go to have fun? To the sock hop. (Taylor Bybee, 5, La Verne, Oak Mesa School)
* Why are more computers made in Las Vegas? Because that’s where the chips are. (Margaret Gardner, 10, New York City, Central Park Elementary)
* How is a fox like a book? One has a tail, the other has a tale. (Brian Nadel, 6, Santa Monica, Franklin Elementary School)
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