Pint-Sized Punch Lines

* What did the little kitten ask his mom? Got milk? (David C. Holcomb, 10, Cudahy, Teresa Hughes Math-Science Magnet)

* What do you get when you cross “Star Wars” with an apple? “Star Cores.” (Ian Wright, 12, Altadena, Burbank Elementary)

* Why did the sparrows perch in front of the restaurant at 4 p.m.? They wanted to be in time for the early bird specials. (Davey Feiner, 6, Anaheim, Clara Barton Elementary)

* What do cows read in the morning? The moospaper. (Erica Weiss, 4, Los Angeles, Children’s World Pre-School.)

* How did the matador keep the bulls slipping by him? He used oil of ole. (Steven Seth, 7, Los Angeles, 54th Street School)

* You already know that some months have 31 days, but how many have 28? All of them. (Jennifer Connell, 5, Sherman Oaks, the Buckley School)

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