Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* Why is baseball like pancakes? They both depend on the batter. (Kevin Thomas, 8, Long Beach, Grace Christian School)
* Why can’t you smell when you have a cold? Because your nose is running away. (Danny Chase, 10, Riverside, Hawarden Hills Academy)
* What do you call a person who fixes Legos? A plastic surgeon. (Drew Dushkes, 9, Agoura, Brookside Elementary)
*What is black and white and red all over? A skunk with a diaper rash. (Katie Norring, 10, West Covina, St. Christopher School)
* Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? Because he couldn’t find Pooh. (Crystal Meza, 11, Westchester, St. Jerome School)
* What flower has two lips? A tulip. (Rebecca Simensky, 6, Hacienda Heights, Mesa Robles School)
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