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Each word is taken from the vanity plate master list issued by the DMV*

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NOOZ ITEM: SANN 4NANDO VLY BZNESS

LEADERS ASSERT 2MANY WANABEE NTRYLVL

WORKERZ KANT EVEN FILLE OWT JOB 4MS!

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RYT DUH ANSA TU EEAACCH

QESTION BELOW. SPELLEN KOUNTZ.

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ONE: DSCRIBE DMOMENT DEZTINI CALLED

YOU UND SED “ONEDAY YOU2 WILLB MAKIN

PHRENCH FRYES ATA FSTFOOD RSTRANT.”

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TWO: WHOOO RRRE ZE FRNCHE FRY COOKS

FROMMD PAST DATYA HOPE2 EMUL8?

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THREEEE: WUT SPESHLL QUALTYS DOYA

BRING 2DJOB OF DEEEEP PHRYNE POTATOS?

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FORRRE: PHRENCH FRIESZ AR THESIDE DISH

OFD GODS, THERE4 KETCHUP ISDA

(BLANKK) UV DE GDS.

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FIVE: MAKA LISTA ALLA DA AWARDS, PRIZES

OANDD MEDALS YOUUU HAVE WON, ESP

DOZE ZAT REL8 2FRENCH FREIS.

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SIXX: ISAY POTATOE ANDYOU SAI

POTATO. WIL DIS HAVA MPACT ONN UR

JOBBO PR4MANZ?

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DATSALL. NOW GO2 ZROOM ONYRLFT, PEA

N2 ACUPP ANNDD W8FORUS 2CALL.

* For translation of PL8SK please see Page 31

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* News item: San Fernando Valley business leaders assert too many wannabe entry-level workers can’t even fill out job forms!*Write the answer to each question below. Spelling counts.

* One: Describe the moment destiny called you and said, “One day, you too will be making French fries at a fast-food restaurant.”

* Two: Who are the French fry cooks from the past that you hope to emulate?

* Three: What special qualities do you bring to the job of deep-frying potatoes?

* Four: French fries are the side dish of the gods. Therefore, catsup is the (blank) of the gods.

* Five: Make a list of all the awards, prizes, oh, and medals you have won, especially those that relate to French fries.

* Six: I say pototoe and you say potato. Will this have an impact on your job performance?

* That’s all. Now go to the room on your left, pee into a cup and wait for us to call.