YSITZME: MR. ENDSMOG

Each word is taken from the vanity plate master list issued by the DMV.

DAYONE. ITZMIYN. FORRR 3DAYZ.

THE EV1, ZE NEWHIP GASFREE

LEKTRIK 1DERCAR. MIIIINE.

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IGOTITT EZ2. IT REQUIRD

ONECALL 2SOMGAL AT GM.

ISAYHI. ISAYIAM PL8SPK UND

IDLYK2 TESTDRV 1OFTHEM

NGENIUS BTRYPWR SLEEQ

NEWCARS. ISDAT OK4U?

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OKPHINE, SHESED, ITSURZ.

NJYDRID.

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NOW B4ME ISEE SMTHNNU: AKARR

THAT DUZZZ PLUGINN 2DA WALL

LYK MIII ELKTRIK 2THBRSH!

BOYOBOY! IMGAGA! IMN7HVN!

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THENI TRNITON. THEDASH PUTTS

ONA SNTL8NG BMEEUP SKOTTIE

SORTOF LITESHOW. PLUS DA

MOTOR MAKES NONOYZ. ZILLCH.

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YEEGADZ! THISS XPNZV2Y IZ

CDUCTV!

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DAY TWO. SMTHNLS IZZZ NEWW.

OIAM POPULR! NNO, BLUVD!

WHENNNN IDID HITDRD, ISAWIT:

STRNGRZ WAV2MEE ANNDD

SMYL2ME. ISEEE ALOTTA

THMBZUP. NOT DUH FINGER IDO

USULI ASSOCI8 WITH FREEWAY

DRIVN.

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LALOVEZ ZEEE IDEA OF AA

VEHICLE ZAT DUZZZ NNOT EMIT

POYZZN GAZZ. SO IPH IMDRIVIN

DISCAR, IGOTTA BNLI10D.

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IWAVE2U. HINABER.

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DDAY3. ACHILD SHOUTS

“ITSHERE!” AS IDRIVE SSLOWE

ON2 DUHH GROUNDZ OFD OPEN

CHARTER SCHOOL. FUNYBOY, HEES

QUOTING VERB8M FROMMD

GRNDIOS EEVEE ONE TV SPOT.

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DKIDDS OOAHHH ANDTHEN

THEYSAY WAY2KUL. AS4 MEEEE,

IDNTNO.

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ITSACAR, JSTACAR. ACAR4ME

MEANSS PAVING OVER RPLANIT.

INFIN8 BURBBS. AWORLD

GONMAD: MALMAD. FACEIT--

ELCTRC ORNOTT--DKAR ITSELF,

ITZ JUSTSOO TWENTY CENTURI.

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WUTEVA HAPPENN 2DA PRSNLZD

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