No One Says Anything Nice About the Dodgers

Darryl Strawberry, the big stiff with the stiff back, is a can’t-miss for the malingerer’s Hall of Fame. His contract is guaranteed, he knows he doesn’t have to play, so he acts out a daily charade. Lasorda is too gutless to speak out against him because Strawberry is Fred Claire’s coddled egg. Just pay him off and get rid of him.

PAUL WEBB

Santa Monica