Tiffany Lump

There must be something wrong with me:

A--I have never heard of Tiffany (“The Trials of Tiffany,” by Dennis McDougal, June 12).

B--I don’t ever want to know anything about Tiffany.

C--I have had to throw my Calendar in the trash because I don’t want anyone to think I have some interest in the article about Tiffany.

PETER DAVISON

Santa Monica