Line Shots

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Jay Leno took aim at the Clippers during Monday night’s ‘Tonight Show’ monologue on NBC:

‘You know what’s become a Thanksgiving tradition here in Los Angeles? The L.A. Lakers serve hot meals to the less fortunate. Like the Clippers.’

Leno then tackled the NFL’s latest player with legal troubles:

‘New York football star and genius Plaxico Burress accidentally shot himself in the thigh with his own gun at a nightclub in New York. Even ‘Pacman’ Jones is going, ‘What an idiot.’’

-- Greg Johnson