Revenge is a dish Taylor Swift serves sweetly -- on SNL

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We can only hope that when we grow up, we’re as classy as Taylor Swift.

In the wake of recent events, we wondered, what would this dear girl do for her monologue as the host of ‘Saturday Night Live’? Hmmm. Now we know.

Kanye West, Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner -- they’re all in there. Just maybe not exactly the way we might have expected.

Check out the whole monologue above, and for a little something different, the digital short ‘Firelight’ after the jump. (‘Twilight’ fans must clickah!)

Who’d’a thunk she’d go for Bill Hader over a styled-up Andy Samberg? Guess love is blind.

Or at least color blind.

-- Christie D’Zurilla

P.S.: Were we in Ms. Swift’s shoes, we know that rather than writing a song, we would’ve accidentally strangled someone.

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